May 2013
harrydward:
wurnbo:
*raises hand in class* can i jump out the window
i don’t know, can you?
thats-slightly-raven:
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
Anonymously send me lyrics referring to your...
orlandobloomers:
people used to have to paint their own selfies
dont yell at me
bananakittywho:
snaku:
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont
yell
at
me
instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
Watchssleepover:
the music gets me every fucking time omg
greater-reality:
Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but
nothing is infinite, not even loss.
You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are...
tangletots:
self esteem worse than the economy
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
shavingryansprivates:
you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die
rhydonmyhardon:
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
paperwhale:
claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
breadboxes:
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
Watchsonicdrivein:
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
sstain:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
smilingemoticon:
when someone insults one of your friends
